Berry Muffin ♣

I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via quentintarrantino)

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

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saint-roku-university:

alltheroads:

beardedbeardstache:

excuse me

Is this where I sign into the fandom?

HA, I see you have a ship!

I have one too!

They’re very non-canon and…

shi-

fuckiinasghjdklk

IM

I cant

#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE

All right, Tumblr. I admit it.

You win this round.

(via lascocks)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

and gwen stefani’s son

both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

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lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

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