Berry Muffin ♣

Stiles also gradually becomes aware that the rumbling sounds he’s been hearing for the last minute are not coming from someone revving their engine in the parking lot, but from the throats of the people assembled behind him.

He turns around, incredulous, and the noise cuts off. Except for Jackson, who’s still growling—his eyes look weirdly blue from this distance—before Boyd elbows Jackson hard in the gut and Jackson quiets.

(x)

Okay, I really don’t dig that whole predestined mates thing, but hey, the fic’s funny!

(X)

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STOP JUDGING ME AND MY CHOICES

“You think I’m a prostitute,” Derek said, voice flat and disbelieving.

“Oh boy,” Isaac muttered, at the same time as an old lady eating by the side murmured, “Those jeans are very tight, my dear.”

Allison stepped out of the kitchen with a curious expression on her face, wiping her hands on her apron around the gun-shaped bulge in her apron pocket. “What’s going on here?”

“Do you think I’m a prostitute too?” Derek asked, because he had only met Allison twice, surely she wouldn’t think the same.

She bit her lower lip. “Oh well. Um.”

(x)

So I probably cracked up a lot more than I should have while reading this fic. I just had many moments when I had to hide my face in my hands and laugh through the tears of second-hand embarrassment.

Teen Wolf AU:

After the fire that took away most of their family, young master Derek and mistress Laura left the town of Beacon Hills to travel around the world and, perhaps one day, find their peace. Six years later Laura decides to go back and rebuild their childhood home. Derek, who blames himself for the death of his family, doesn’t go with her, still feeling too guilty to face his past. But when almost a year later the news that his sister had been murdered reach him, he’s determined to return and find her killer.

Once in Beacon Hills, he is greeted by an unruly and quite possibly insane staff that Laura hired: the butler Scott, chauffeur Stiles, chief of staff Lydia, family lawyer Jackson, accountant Danny, gardener Isaac, maid Erica, mechanic Boyd and family physician Deaton. The staff are wary of him and Derek doesn’t trust them at first either, but he soon learns that while they complain and argue all the time they are fiercely loyal (he also learns that the last cook run from the mansion screaming and the staff prepare their own meals since then; they try their best but it usually ends in disaster unless they manage to convince Deaton to man the kitchen).

Together they will have to find Laura’s killer and deal with a very antagonistic Argent family (except for Allison who catches Scott’s attention and starts making sweet eyes at him herself).

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Inspired by this post. Someone needs to take the pencils from me because it was either this or The Sounds of Music AU, I’m not even kidding.

I was bored and instead of doing some actual work that I’ve been putting off for far too long I did some pointless stupid sketches.

• My OCs, Biscuit and Iris.
• Old Wolf ‘cause I want them to live this long and Isaac is still a scruffy hobo shut up.
• Some fugly sterek cuddling because you can’t stop me.